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Apple's $1,999 Folding iPhone Sells Out in Minutes, Will Arrive Roughly When You've Forgotten Ordering It

Preorders opened at 8am New York time. By 8:30, every model was quoting January 2027.

Commentary · Tech

OpenAI Trains Staff to Spot Seductive Spies, Confirming Silicon Valley Is Now a John le Carré Novel With Standing Desks

The training includes the playground stranger, a Champagne story from Russia, and a strict ban on wearing the hoodie.