The Daily SnarkSatire & commentary on the world's weirdest newshttps://dailysnark.pages.dev/Indonesia's Stock Market Has Its Worst Day Since 1998 After MSCI Proposes a Category Below 'Frontier'https://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/indonesia-stocks-crash-msci-standalone/https://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/indonesia-stocks-crash-msci-standalone/The index giant looked at Jakarta, looked at the Frontier Markets label, and decided even that was too generous.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 17:00:00 GMTmoneycommentaryApple's $1,999 Folding iPhone Sells Out in Minutes, Will Arrive Roughly When You've Forgotten Ordering Ithttps://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/iphone-duo-foldable-sold-out-2027/https://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/iphone-duo-foldable-sold-out-2027/Preorders opened at 8am New York time. By 8:30, every model was quoting January 2027.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 15:30:00 GMTtechcommentaryBritain Considers 'YouTube Tax' So You Can Pay the BBC While Watching Someone Else's Cathttps://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/uk-youtube-tax-licence-fee-streaming/https://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/uk-youtube-tax-licence-fee-streaming/A plan to stretch the £180 licence fee over Netflix, YouTube and friends could bring 3 to 4 million more households into the net.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:00:00 GMTukcommentaryOpenAI Trains Staff to Spot Seductive Spies, Confirming Silicon Valley Is Now a John le Carré Novel With Standing Deskshttps://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/openai-honeypot-spy-training/https://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/openai-honeypot-spy-training/The training includes the playground stranger, a Champagne story from Russia, and a strict ban on wearing the hoodie.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 11:00:00 GMTtechcommentaryEnglish Town's Roundabout Overrun by 150 Gnomes; Council Says It Has 'No Specific Policy on Gnomes'https://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/long-eaton-gnome-mans-land-roundabout/https://dailysnark.pages.dev/commentary/long-eaton-gnome-mans-land-roundabout/Gnome Man's Land, near Long Eaton station, now has a petition, a Facebook page and gnomes of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 09:00:00 GMTweirdcommentary